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Dear Consumers:
It
has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 7
If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The Southern EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 7, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled
"Outhouse"
My
Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up
Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Broadband Networking is not supported
Control Panel is
known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is
referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
CD's are
"Them little ol' plastic! thangs"
DVD's are not supported
Instead of
an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up.
Cancel............stopdat
Reset..............try'er agin
Yes..............yep
No................nope
Find...............hunt fer it
Go to............over yonder
Back...............bac! k yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs........ stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did
Tiperiter............a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics ! program
Cyferin' Mersheen...........calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 6.0
Pitchers .......................a graphics viewer
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the Southern EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
I hope this helps all y'all!
Billy Bob and Bubba